I was in Paris
My friend was telling me about her last misadventures in dating guys. The funny thing is that I had a very similar meeting just a day earlier with another friend of mine lamenting on the uselessness of all men.
The main problem with both of them, I believed, was that they lacked the proper tools to handle boys-girls communication. While we can easily translate Swahili into Albanian online, there’s still no Google Translate tool sophisticated enough to help girls get boys talk.
I think Google should start working on it. Like, its translation engine should immediately detect guys’ bullshit and translate it in plain English for better inter-gender understanding.
To help Google team of linguists, I list here a few obvious suggestions.
“I’m just out of a very emotional relationship” = “You’re just a one night stand.”
“I’ve got to work now.” = “We just had sex. I’m not aroused by you anymore. I don’t want to cuddle.”
“Sorry, I’m tickly.” = “I’m not physically attracted to you. Don’t touch me.”
“Should we split the bill?” = “When I think I could be spending this money on a better looking girl.”
“I’ll phone you.” = “I will not phone you.”
“I’m a very quiet guy” = “I will not phone you.”
“I’m very busy.” = “I will not phone you.”
“Your friend X is really nice.” = “I would rather be with your friend X.”
“Let’s keep it adventurous.” = “I think I just gave you genital herpes.”
“There’s no spark left between Sarah and I. ” = “I will never leave Sarah for someone like you.”
“It was great.” = “how soon can I leave without upsetting you?”
“I’m not ready for a new relationship” = “there’s no way you’re moving in my apartment.”
“Yeah, me too.” = “I don’t love you.”
Otherwise, the best wine to go with brain is a dry white Muscadet.
If your partner is not that romantic,it does not means that he or she does not love you,Check out these dating tips and show him just how much fun you are to be around.Romance is just a state of mind, but love comes from the heart.
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