I know. You’ve been looking for that one novel that will LOL your pants off and sort of scare you too. Search no further. Twilight of the True Blood Vampire Diaries will be free to download every Friday from June 7th to 28th. I will also make it free to download on Saturday June, 1st, just, you know, because I can. Just click here and grab it for free. If you’re a die hard vampire novel fan or if you're just fed up with them blood suckers, that’s the perfect novel for you, since it deals with the dying obsession of YA writers for the undead. If you grab it, don’t forget to come back here and let me know what you thought of it. Peace.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Good News Everyone! To kick-start this thing, Twilight of the True Blood Vampire Diaries is free to download on amazon.com for a very limited time (from Friday, March 08th to Sunday 10th).
Don't forget to leave a comment if you read it and liked it !
Saturday, March 2, 2013
New hilarious, crazy, zany book out: Twilight of the True Blood Vampire Diaries... It's about, well, you know what!
From the back cover:
"Destiny means everyone is here on earth for a good reason. Elise’s reason was Johan Devreau, the most popular boy in her high school. That was until new strange tenants moved in the penthouse of her building and turned her into one of them: an undead.
Running after Johan becomes an entirely different sport, and exclusively a night time activity. But if Johan is finally warming up to a girl who can fly or materialize in his room whenever she feels like it, their love is forbidden by Vincent, the master vampire who turned her.
To live happily ever after, they need to destroy him and his spell on her. They enroll an aging YA writer newly specialized in vampire series, and their improbable team go vampire hunting, with the unrealistic hope to make it alive from dusk to dawn."
Otherwise known as 355 pages of fun ;) - out Monday March 5th, 2013
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Congratulations to Amanda from South Carolina, and Pedro from Portugal for winning a signed hardcover copy of How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend + Halloween French goodies. You were 2215 entering the giveaway to win and two lucky goodreads users to go Bingo!
Friday, September 30, 2011
I was in
eating veal brain at a lovely restaurant with my adorable friend A. The brain was whitish and gelatinous and served on a bed of carrots, onions and boiled potatoes and really made me feel like I was Doctor Frankenstein about to transplant with a fork and knife and plenty of garlic. Paris
My friend was telling me about her last misadventures in dating guys. The funny thing is that I had a very similar meeting just a day earlier with another friend of mine lamenting on the uselessness of all men.
The main problem with both of them, I believed, was that they lacked the proper tools to handle boys-girls communication. While we can easily translate Swahili into Albanian online, there’s still no Google Translate tool sophisticated enough to help girls get boys talk.
I think Google should start working on it. Like, its translation engine should immediately detect guys’ bullshit and translate it in plain English for better inter-gender understanding.
To help Google team of linguists, I list here a few obvious suggestions.
“I’m just out of a very emotional relationship” = “You’re just a one night stand.”
“I’ve got to work now.” = “We just had sex. I’m not aroused by you anymore. I don’t want to cuddle.”
“Sorry, I’m tickly.” = “I’m not physically attracted to you. Don’t touch me.”
“Should we split the bill?” = “When I think I could be spending this money on a better looking girl.”
“I’ll phone you.” = “I will not phone you.”
“I’m a very quiet guy” = “I will not phone you.”
“I’m very busy.” = “I will not phone you.”
“Your friend X is really nice.” = “I would rather be with your friend X.”
“Let’s keep it adventurous.” = “I think I just gave you genital herpes.”
“There’s no spark left between Sarah and
I.” = “I will never leave Sarah for someone like you.”
“It was great.” = “how soon can I leave without upsetting you?”
“I’m not ready for a new relationship” = “there’s no way you’re moving in my apartment.”
“Yeah, me too.” = “I don’t love you.”
Otherwise, the best wine to go with brain is a dry white Muscadet.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
6/20/11 The Book Cellar - Interview /Give Away
6/21/11 YA Librarian Tales - Guest Post
6/22/11 The Children's and Teen's Book Connection - Interview /Give Away
6/23/11 Word for Teens - Guest Post
6/24/11 Teens Read and Write - Give Away Guest Post
6/25/11 Carrie's YA Bookshelf - Guest Post
6/26/11 Friendly Reader - Give Away
6/27/11 Cracking the Cover - Interview
6/28/11 Mother Daughter Book Club.com
6/29/11 The Hate-Mongering Tart/The YA-5/Dear Teen Me - Interview/Give Away/Guest Post
6/30/11 Novel Novice - Give Away/ Guest Post
7/1/11 Pink Me - Author Interview